On June 24th, theunknown enters furious at the chat for releasing her location to Devin and his accomplice. She admits to having thrown Devin out a window and fleeing the premises. However after the chat explains that Devin was looking to join forces and protect theunknown, she apologizes.
Butterfly names will be substituted for usernames; and logs have been edited for the sake of clarity. Personal information has been redacted.
June 24th, 2013
theunknown enters the room. | |
Chat: | Hi Unknown! How are you doing? |
theunknown: | WHO IN THE HELL IS DEVIN |
Loxura: | Ah… |
Laparus: | … |
Hellion: | Yeah. |
Haydn: | He's a top bloke. |
Apollo: | heh, he's chill. Don't panic. |
Loxura: | He's…a friend, sort of, maybe. Hopefully? |
theunknown: | THIS GUY AND SOME CHICK CAME TO MY HOME CLAIMING TO KNOW YOU |
Laparus: | He's a pretty cool guy once you give him a chance… |
theunknown: | HOW DID THEY VEN FID ME!? |
Heliconioides: | Wait, he broke in? |
Apollo: | Yeah ok, so remember how we told you Weaver is real? |
theunknown: | give him a chance, I pushed his ass out a window |
Haydn: | He's the brother of the guy who does the weaver's paperwork. |
Loxura: | They're like the supernatural secret police or some crap… |
Heliconioides: | … |
Hellion: | Wait |
Heliconioides: | you did what o.o |
Loxura: | You pushed him out a window? |
Heliconioides: | Is he…alive? |
Laparus: | …really? |
Hellion: | Please don't tell me you killed him. |
Loxura: | Fair reaction really. We did try to warn him… |
Laparus: | Devin is kind of a friend… |
theunknown: | I pushed him out a window and did a number on this girl he was with too. |
Segecia: | Geez. |
Apollo: | Welp. |
theunknown: | yeah he's alive, he was yelling at me when I took off. |
Laparus: | Ok, good. |
theunknown: | why are these people following me!? |
Loxura: | Yeah, they wanted to talk to you, and get to someplace safe. Remember the Weaver? They're linked ot that… |
Laparus: | Um, they want to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative |
theunknown: | what does that have to do with me |
Loxura: | Sort from the group that handles that thing. |
Apollo: | They were impressed by what you managed to find on Showtime. |
theunknown: | People should not be showing up at my home. |
Apollo: | And they want to get you to a safe house so you can stop running. |
Loxura: | Yeah, we tried warning them about that. |
Haydn: | That would be a shock :/ |
theunknown: | well im impressed he bounced so hard off the dumpster. |
Chat: | hahaha I love you. Don't mess with unknown! |
Dido: | Unknown, are you aware of the situation with Allyni? |
Hellion: | Unknown, he's currently helping us with a very sensitive matter. |
Laparus: | But yeah, really, they just wanted to help you out and offer you a job |
theunknown: | sigh, well, this is awkward… |
Laparus: | Wee bit |
Hellion: | Kinda. |
Heliconioides: | yeah… |
theunknown: | hm |
Loxura: | The basic rundown is this guy hunts down and keeps tabs on supernatural bullshit. He ended up helping us with some of ours. |
Laparus: | To be fair, people DID warn him that might happen |
Wollastoni: | Well, we warned Devin that you were pretty tough, didn't we? See, Laparus and I are on the same page. |
Loxura: | Yeah we did. Heh. |
Apollo: | I'm kinda really impressed right now actually. Those two have been training to be assassins of scary monsters their entire lives. |
Loxura: | …I kinda just want to be all like "we told you bro." |
Apollo: | And you gave 'em what-for. XD |
Hellion: | They said they weren't assassins. |
Heliconioides: | Just a quick question…how badly were they hurt? |
Apollo: | inaccurate term, but soldiers. |
Laparus: | Also, dude's a fucking soldier. You've just gotten a new bad-ass badge. |
Loxura: | Yeah, how high up were you…? |
theunknown: | well, they scared the crap out of me… |
Laparus: | so you hulked out? Did you turn green? |
Loxura: | I take it they we're too subtle… |
Heliconioides: | And you 'did a number on this girl'? |
Laparus: | Did your clothes tear? |
theunknown: | You wish my clothes tore. |
Hellion: | Now isn't the time for flirting. |
theunknown: | ^_- |
Laparus: | Damn straight. |
Apollo: | Laparus, stop hitting on my daughter. :P |
Laparus: | Hey, she started it when she asked me to prom. |
theunknown: | so um…sorry about your buddies… >.> |
Apollo: | I'm sure they'll be fine. |
theunknown: | he was cursing a lot…so I would say he will be fine |
Eresimus: | They should be fine, and they had ample warning. |
Laparus: | YOU THREW HIM OUT A WINDOW! |
theunknown: | PUSHED |
Antimachus: | Nudged… |
Septentrionis: | You used force to get him out the window…Semantics. |
Laparus: | whatever, she-hulk. Either way of course he was a bit miffed |
Hellion: | Did you get away from them? Or… |
theunknown: | And the other one… |
Hellion: | The Partner? |
theunknown: | I may have broke her arm… >.> |
Septentrionis: | omg |
Heliconioides: | …just her arm? |
Laparus: | How many places? |
Hellion: | She wasn't really much of a fan of us. |
theunknown: | WELL SHE AINT GONNA BE A FAN NOW |
Septentrionis: | Devin doesn't like us much either. |
Apollo: | She apparently liked you though. |
theunknown: | <.< |
Philenor: | She probably like loves you now |
Hellion: | Well I guess they did kinda barge in so it's kinda their fault. |
theunknown: | Well…they didn't quite barge… |
Laparus: | You need to ask questions first and defenestrate later, dear |
theunknown: | as much as they were between me ad the door… |
Wollastoni: | Ok let's start from the beginning. |
Hellion: | Ok did they attack you at all? |
Wollastoni: | I think we need to let her tell the story. |
Loxura: | Badass story time. With Unknown. |
theunknown: | <.< no…I well…they called me "unknown" and I kinda freaked… people are not supposed to find me |
Hellion: | Well would you prefer they call you Caccee? |
Heliconioides: | yeah…that's fair… |
Laparus: | …I had thought they'd be smarter about it |
theunknown: | the last time someone found me I almost got killed |
Laparus: | fair. |
Heliconioides: | …That'll justify your actions. Are you okay? as in, are you in a safe place? |
theunknown: | I am grand, I didn't fall out a window xP |
Chat: | Haha! Good point. |
Laparus: | yeah, I hear that can ruin your day. |
theunknown: | He's a BIG GUY o_o like mondo. |
Apollo: | We've never seen him. » |
theunknown: | Really tall and cut |
Philenor: | How tall is he? …Were you checking him out? |
Apollo: | Is he attractive? :P |
theunknown: | NO |
Septentrionis: | Now is not the time for shipping. |
9802: | We all thought it, you two just had to say it <.< |
Septentrionis: | That is later. |
Apollo: | Sorry. XD |
theunknown: | Yeah he was a beefcake -_- a beef pancake when he hit the ground. |
Loxura: | He walked away though…right? |
Chat: | (something said that was missed) |
theunknown: | no I am just…king of small. er. ish. |
Loxura: | Well if he's alive. He'll be fine. We can always tell him to man up. |
Laparus: | I'm sure you're people sized. |
theunknown: | Pocket people sized. |
Laparus: | Also I'm definitely going to rub that in his face. |
Philenor: | Fun sized. |
Septentrionis: | Polly pocket! |
theunknown: | =P |
Septentrionis: | Anyway, back to the part where you pushed beefy man out the window? |
theunknown: | yes? |
Wollastoni: | What happened after you broke her arm and pushed him out the window? |
Septentrionis: | Yeah, how did that series of events occur? |
theunknown: | What about it? |
Laparus: | Was the window at least open? |
theunknown: | it was afterwards…. |
Heliconioides: | … |
Eresimus: | Ouch… |
theunknown: | In a way… |
Laparus: | Right |
theunknown: | Sorry guys… |
Philenor: | It's fine |
theunknown: | I have a thing about people in my space… |
Septentrionis: | Understandable. |
Hellion: | Duly noted |
Laparus: | …Remind me to let you make all the first moves |
Heliconioides: | Unknown, I love you, but sometimes you scare me a bit |
theunknown: | You could not handle moves buddy, specially if nearby a window. But yeah, the girl pulled a gun when he went outside…so I broke her arm. |
Heliconioides: | …that's what I'd do |
Septentrionis: | Ouch. |
Laparus: | Ok, that's pretty fair. |
Heliconioides: | Yeah, can't say anything against that |
Philenor: | Agreed |
Laparus: | Somebody pulls a gun on you and you make sure they can't use it |
Apollo: | Welp, that did not go smoothly at all. |
theunknown: | <.< |
Loxura: | We should just call you UFO "Unknown Fighting…Ouch…" |
theunknown: | Yeah…then I took off for a while… |
Apollo: | hehehe |
theunknown: | and got some ice cream… |
Hellion: | Is this a routine for you? Throw a man out a window, break an arm, get some ice cream? |
theunknown: | Now here we are |
Heliconioides: | Which flavor? |
theunknown: | Chunky monkey |
Hellion: | Did you dedicate it to the man you threw out the window? |
theunknown: | There is nothing like beating up a guy who can put you in your pocket to make rl want some damn ice cream |
Philenor: | Hot Pocket. |
theunknown: | anyway I was mad at you, but now I feel bad >.> whoops. |
Laparus: | at us? |
Apollo: | No that makes sense. It's alright <3 |
Septentrionis: | Cause you thought we sent him after you? |
theunknown: | I didn't know why these people were there |
Apollo: | Cause it looks like we told them. |
Loxura: | We would have warned you before hand if we had a way to do so. |
Laparus: | Well yeah. This guy wanted to help you and you fucked him through plate glass. |
Heliconioides: | It's okay, it was a natural first reaction |
Apollo: | But the weaver people kinda have records on everything that even blinks at us :/ |
Loxura: | But we thought they might is better than…that… |
Laparus: | He didn't even really consult us on it, more sort of just mentioned it in passing. |
theunknown: | in retrospect…I'm not sure they did anything…wrong…<.< |
Laparus: | We had hoped we'd get a chance to warn you first, but… |
Hellion: | Didn't he promise not to kill any of our friends? |
Apollo: | He didn't tho. She whooped him good. |
theunknown: | I just freaked out…a bit. |
Philenor: | Preemptive defense |
Hellion: | A Bit? |
theunknown: | haha you should see me freak out a lot. |
Wollastoni: | If that's you freaking out a little bit, I don't want to see you freak out a lot. |
Segecia: | Makes you what more is? |
Loxura: | Considering the lifestyle you have to live these days. I don't think it was an over-reaction. |
theunknown: | It involves a bus, and grenades. |
Laparus: | I imagine that involves the shotgun |
Heliconioides: | I don't think I want to be around you when that happens unknown. |
Loxura: | And they should have understood that… |
Septentrionis: | That sounds like a story. |
theunknown: | Well there was this time…in Connecticut… |
Laparus: | I kinda do want to be around for that. |
Septentrionis: | Wait, you actually got your hands on grenades?? |
Hellion: | That's a good question, how did you get grenades? |
Loxura: | I'm not sure that matters…I mean…we everything else… |
Laparus: | PUSHED A SOLDIER OUT A WINDOW! |
theunknown: | Grenades, grenade like explosives…same diff… |
Laparus: | THE WOMAN CAN DO WHAT SHE LIKES! |
Loxura: | How have you been anyway? Other than badass? |
theunknown: | well they came to the door, I was trying to get out cause they tripped my sound trap and they tried to explain something…and then he was yelling…glass was breaking…yadda yadda, ice cream. |
Segecia: | Did they have a job application form? |
theunknown: | I didn't exactly stick around and talk with them. |
Laparus: | and of course, if two people showed up at your door and they hadn't tripped your sound trap you would have freaked out more. |
theunknown: | Likely, I don't like surprises… |
Antimachus: | Would it then be yadda yadda…burgers? |
Loxura: | They should understand…I mean…We're involved with one supernatural bastard or another. Shit gets crazy. |
theunknown: | Yadda yadda steak. |
Loxura: | Mistakes were made. |
Antimachus: | yum. |
theunknown: | Sorry you guys…again. |
Heliconioides: | See…I think the problem is that they didn't exactly have to chance of calling ahead. Honestly, I don't think you have to apologize to us but…maybe to someone else. |
Laparus: | Hey, we're not the ones you shoved out a window. |
Eresimus: | It's alright, unknown. |
Apollo: | It's ok, we'll get things explained. And next time it'll go better. We should probably explain what we know on our end, huh? |
Antimachus: | Probably. |
Apollo: | Where's that log when Devin said he was gonna talk to her… |
Loxura: | Ha, they wanted to take you some place you would be safe…sounds like they have it backwards. |
Laparus: | Just a wee bit. |
theunknown: | I'm safe on my own. Safe enough anyway. |
Apollo: | Devin works for the people who are connected to the Weaver. They're kinda getting embroiled in a lot more of our stuff than we originally called Weaver for. |
Laparus: | Seriously though, they might be able to help you with that. |
Apollo: | Devin's interested in what you know about Showtime. |
Laparus: | None of us wants to see you hurt again. |
theunknown: | Well, if I see them again, I will play nice I guess… |
Laparus: | Tea and Crumpets? |
theunknown: | but I'm trusting you guys on this… |
Loxura: | Next time only break a finger. That's the limit. Heh. |
theunknown: | I don't like people following me… |
Hellion: | He gave us our word he wasn't going to kill anybody. His word. Don't judge me I'm tired. |
theunknown: | JUDGE! Alright…well, I am going to hop off…I need to keep moving. |
Hellion: | Wait, I have to ask this on behalf of Antiopa. |
theunknown: | ? |
Hellion: | Have you found anything on her cat? |
theunknown: | Nothing yet. |
Laparus: | Okies, you don't get dead, ok? |
theunknown: | I didn't dead anyone |
Apollo: | Yeah stay safe. And be careful, a bunch of stuff's been happening with us. |
theunknown: | …I dented… |
Segecia: | Thanks unknown. Don't go throw people though windows soon, unless they deserve it. |
Apollo: | Don't get caught up in our bads again, k? |
Heliconioides: | …try not to dent anyone who doesn't deserve it, kay? |
Philenor: | We love you unknown take care <3 |
Chat: | Stay safe! |
theunknown: | Stay safe. |
theunknown leaves the chat |
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